I'm a Ninja

[jadewik]

Yes, however... in "The Last Samaurai" the Samaurai kicked the ninja booty in the movie. Which means Samaurai are more hard-core than ninjas... which means that they would STILL die by guns.... AND pirates use guns. Arrr!

[Agustus]

Alright, so pirates use guns, and ninjas use stealth...and that makes ninjas a more wimpy to some, sure...

But look at a ninja's arsenal, it includes things like knives on the end of staves, shurikens, poisons, special things like foot pads, and smoke bombs.

Pirates...they just have a wide variety of rum (and that's only if they're good pirates who can steal wide varieties of rum).

please pirates have swords, guns, cannons, blast powder, and the ocean itself

*goes to the inbetween land and says*
NINJA PIRATES
there have a stealthy pirate a ninja who sails the seven seas drinking as much as he/she wants and still be cooler than a standard ninja

[Tordek]

Apparently there's some anime that has robot pirate ninja zombies. Go figure?

[Sporon]

EwWwWw ... Im more for the pirates now that you mention the rum factor ... I gotta admit rum or ... any hard liquor in my case is the BEST form of meditation, relaxation, or work relations

[Da_PAB]

a ninja can drink as much as he wants and still be sober enough to rob a hundred greedy house of their rice because they have muscle movement.... for those of u who dont know thats moving with out thinking thats wat we was.. i meant ninjas were trained for muahahahaha

[Tarathilien]

Ninjas are da bomb. Period.

@Curu: Those ninjas were pansies. They hissed like snakes - only stupid ninjas make noises because cool ninjas try to hide every part of them - even their voices.

Anyways, I'd rather be a ninja anyday than a pirate.

Samurai? I won't answer that - I've got a dozen more samurai swords than I do Ninja swords (mainly because I only need one ninja sword - the samurai swords are either for show or SCA)

[jadewik]

*goes to the inbetween land and says*
NINJA PIRATES

No, no! Absolutamente, No! I would rather be a pirate-ninja than a ninja-pirate. Pirates are cooler than ninjas and so they deserve to be named first...

Not to mention the "pir" in pirates is also in vampire... that means pirates are related to vampires and we all know how powerful vampires can be, so pirates can definately kick ninja booty. It would also be cooler to be a "vampirate" than a ninja. It is so much cooler, that someone actually wrote a book about "vampirates"... called Vampirates. It even has it's own sea chanty.

a ninja can drink as much as he wants and still be sober enough to rob a hundred greedy house of their rice because they have muscle movement....

I have issues with that statement as well. Earlier, someone said that pirates drink too much... if this is the case, then they drink MORE than ninjas and therefore, could drink a ninja under the table! In which case, pirates are DEFINATELY cooler... cause they can hold their rum.

((I hope none of you are taking this discussion too seriously... I'm having fun making up reasons why pirates kick ninja booty. I don't really care who "wins" because it's all about personal preference-- I just happen to prefer pirates to ninjas.))

... I begrudgingly have to admit that I did watch Ninja Warrior last night:
http://www.g4tv.com/ninjawarrior/index.html
... but it would have been cooler if they were pirates. Not to mention, the guy who actually WON was a pirate first (technically, he was the caption of his own fishing ship and he trained aboard his ship.)

[Tarathilien]

yeah, he became a Ninja because being a Pirate was too bloody boring!!




That vid is hilarious, Jade - thanks!!

[Curulan]

http://realultimatepower.net/

[James]

I wondered when somebody was going to post that.

[bow4lyf]

Ninjas spam.

[Curulan]

A friend of a friend of a friend made this: http://tinyurl.com/e3wvw
(Link TinyURLed due to profanity)

[Da_PAB]

ima get ur rice muahahahahahahhahaah

[James]

Curu... that link was FREAKING AWESOME.

[bow4lyf]

That was the most random movie i have ever seen.
LOL