I'm a Ninja

[Carzal]

The reasons ninja's don't play sports is because the referee's can never see them, so they declare that they lose by default, and then the referee mysteriously vanishes. So no one will ref ninja games, even if the ninja's apparently don't show up.

[Tarathilien]

Good point, Carz. I completely forgot about our, er, their abilities. *Vanishes*

[Da_PAB]

i think some one stole my rice so now i have to steal more muhaahhahahaahha ima get ur rice mmuahahahahaha

[Tarathilien]

*Eats your da*n rice and throws gruel at you* Ninjas don't eat rice - we, er, they eat pure air!

P.S. I love how the outlay of the forums allows Ninjas to vanish - nice blackiness!!

*Vanishes despite being 6'4" tall and weighing 280 lbs*

[Joe]

back when I was a ninja life was a lot different. none of this running around with masks on, we didn't need em'. and who needs black and night to sneak around? true ninjas could walk around wearing bright red sobararos and still be unseen. not that we ever did that of course. that's just silly. a ninja's still got to look cool.

[jadewik]

Yes, I hate to say it, but ninjas now days need black to disappear. Some pirates, on the other hand, have a hook. (Ha! You thought I was going to say they don't need black to disappear, didn't you?) Pirates also do not need ninja like stealth... they go in, kick ass, and then disappear. Ninjas also have codes of ethics which can be bothersome because then they take their sweet time thinking about what options are "true" and "Just" according to their ninja-ethics.

Now, the REAL question is whether a ninja-pirate is stronger than a pirate-ninja OR if a pirate-ninja is stronger than a ninja-pirate. Personally, I think the ninja would tarnish the pirate. I think that a pure pirate could kick everyone's booty-- especially since they collect booty, which can be very kinky.

(Can you tell I didn't get much sleep last night?!)

[Joe]

when I was a ninja, we knew the true value of booty too. there was this one ninja, man, she had a hell of a booty. mm mmm, that's what being a ninja is all about when you get down too it. chicks dig a man who can ... I won't finish that sentence. ninja secrets and all that.

[Agustus]

im a rice stealing ninja watch out or the next thing u know all of ur rice will be gone muahahhahaahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaha

aslong as you dont steal my oreos

[Tarathilien]

There is one reason why Ninjas can pwn Pirates. This one reason is what makes everything worthwhile in life. Ninjas can

1) Move chess pieces so quickly the Pirate doesn't see what's going on. Therefore, the Pirate loses and sucks at Chess. What the idea is on Checkers - I do not know during press release.

2) The word "Ninja" sounds cooler when you say it like "Ninjuh" with an extra emphasis on the "juh". With Pirate, you cannot enunciate the "pi" sound or the "ate" sound to make it sound cooler than a "Ninjuh" so "Ninja" wins.

3) Ninjas can go solo one day, in the blistering sun, wearing a sombrero hat, neon green spandex, and clown shoes, and assassinate an emperor, return home, eat a good can of Campbell's soup, and go to Disney land without ever worrying about getting caught. Pirates know what a jail looks like. While they always get out of jail after looting some booty, Ninjas never have to visit jail.

It's all about perspective. Would you rather take one hour to assassinate the leader of an empire and kidnap his hawt princess or would you rather take 10 minutes to loot the emperor's booty? Your choice.

[Da_PAB]

my ninja ethics are steal rice from the rich and give it to the poor muahhahaah watch out all of u rich sons of guns hoarding all the rice ima get u muhahhahahahha

[jadewik]

"Pirates" have a very cool name. If you think about it, pirates are never-ending because they have "Pi" in their name. This means they're 3.1415927... times more fun than everyone else. Not only that, but with all that "pi" is it any wonder why they have "ate" in their name as well? Ninjas just have some funky pronounciation in their name. They don't have the elite mathematical skillz that a true pirate does. Pirates might not see a ninja's stealty and cheating moves on the chess board (I thought ninjas couldn't cheat)... but they don't need to cheat to win because of their elite mathematical skillz.

Pirates also have cooler wardrobes. They can accessorize with stripes and sashes. Ninjas do not have the versatile wardrobe that pirates have... because of this, there are more female pirates than female ninjas... which also means that pirates comply with Affirmative Action and ninjas do not... that's just sad.

[Joe]

0_o

[Da_PAB]

back in my day.. i meant heard back in the day ninjas had to go around naked.. now that was awsome, i still.. i meant i heard a certain ninja still does that and that he steals alot of rice

[Tordek]

Pirates just can't dance like ninjas can. I mean...that's why the song goes as follows:

"Go ninja, go! Go ninja, go! Go ninja, go!"

Try sticking pirate in that: "Go pirate, go!" It doesn't work...But on the other hand apparently, you're free when you live as a pirate.

http://piratelazytown.ytmnd.com/

[Curulan]

Actually, it does work.

AND OMG THAT LAZYTOWN CLIP RULES. Seriously. You need to see the whole thing. It is laughtastic!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZLsJyfN0ICU