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Postby Zuka Zamamee » July 25th, 2006, 3:28 pm

Didn't know that about the dragonflies...and I knew that about the sneezes.

The average American drinks 50 gallons of carbonated drinks a year.
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Postby bow4lyf » July 25th, 2006, 4:36 pm

The never aired Rejected Cartoon turned pink after the Green Eyes Turtle Dragon exploded out of a number 11 jersey that belonged to the Red Sox after they lost their shoes.
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Postby Hallia » July 25th, 2006, 4:50 pm

I just found out I'm allergic to nair ( I have the hives to prove it)

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The most pushups done in a day was 46,001
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Postby dedman » July 28th, 2006, 1:25 am

The plant life in the oceans make up about 85 percent of all the greenery on the Earth
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Postby Tordek » July 28th, 2006, 2:16 am

Chickabow. That's spam, right?
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Postby bow4lyf » July 28th, 2006, 10:25 pm

chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate chocolate oh ya.. and peanut butter
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Postby Tordek » July 29th, 2006, 12:49 am

Chocolate can be dark or light, or even white!
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Postby Grog » July 29th, 2006, 1:30 am

"Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development” says the teacher.

At the end of the class, the teacher asks that all the little girls remain behind for 5 minutes. Teacher: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your parents concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks. It is very likely that tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you all, to avoid any further problems - that if he says anything that appears rude, I would like you all to get up and leave the classroom." Everybody agrees to this plan.

The next day in class the teacher begins: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anita." "Near my home a supermarket is being built. Now my mummy doesn't have to walk so far to get bread and milk." Teacher: "Very good Anita! Suzie – you’re next"

Suzie: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a carpenter and this permits him to work near home." Teacher: "Excellent, thank you Suzie!"

At this point, little Johnny's hand shoots up and the teacher asks: "Oh heavens, Johnny tell me what new development is being built near your home." Little Johnny: "Near my home, they are building a brothel." As planned, all the young ladies get up and proceed to leave. Little Johnny says, "Hey relax sluts, it hasn't opened yet!"
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Postby bow4lyf » July 29th, 2006, 1:05 pm

ROTFLAPIMP

(rolling on the floor laughing and peeing in my pants)





no, im not actually peeing. No, i got up from the floor already.
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Postby zipcat » July 30th, 2006, 10:00 pm

erm..

I confused Curu.

[18:53] <Curulan> You are confusing me.

Several times :D it's fun.
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Postby Tordek » July 30th, 2006, 10:10 pm

Curu smells!
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Postby Curulan » July 30th, 2006, 10:15 pm

I do not! My nose has been clogged for WEEKS due to pollen, etc. :x
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Postby bow4lyf » July 30th, 2006, 10:35 pm

man... im just hoping that deoderant shop would open soon :key:
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Postby dedman » July 31st, 2006, 10:23 pm

In the 1700s, European women achieved a pale complexion by eating 'Arsenic Complexion Wafers' actually made with the poison.
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Postby Rufus Shinra » August 1st, 2006, 3:52 am

LMAO @ lil Jonhny lol
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