Clan Titan

Granted, but they will giggle because they think you're a retard.

I wish that it was summer.

Granted but you have summer school
btw: nice one on the chucky thing... i was freaked about that when i was younger...

anyway i wish i was famous

Granted, but you're famous for being secretly videotaped practicing lightsaber combat with a paddle, thus making you the laughing stock of the world.

I wish my hedgehog wasn't shy.

doesnt help im not a starwars fan...

anyway
Granted though in return you are now stuck inside of a cage for the rest of your life

i wish i was more "Out Going"
*rolls eyes*

Granted. But you will be put on planet Rigel 7.

I wish I could speak llama.

Granted, but you will speak llama backwards and they will not understand you.

I wish that my parents would stop getting into drunken fights.

Granted, but then you'll have to find other means to get alcohol

I wish ZUka didn't make a wish that almost made it too akward for me to post, but not enough.

((I'm allergic to alcohol :p ))

Granted, but now all of my wishes will be stupid instead of awkward.

:p

I wish I had a million dollars.

granted but they are all counterfeit

i wish i had a wish i knew the most annoying song in the world

Granted, but all your friends will be singing it 24/7.

I wish I had a really cool emote.

granted, but your comp fizzles out and you cannot use it

i wish i was Rick James

Granted, but everyone will mistaken u as Chuck Norris.

I wish that Pamela Anderson was my gf.

sweet kickin arse and takin names

Granted.... Too many downsides to say... (to name a few)
Hep C, Tommy lee, Kid rock, etc.

i wish Jessica alba was mine

Granted, but she will be making out with Paul Walker whenever ur not looking.

I wish that I could call upon Jackie Chan whenever I need him... (ie, beat up ppl w/ a baseball bat, kicking my principal's arse).

Granted, but his flight will be delayed four hours every time.

I wish that my father wasn't a former Force Recon Marine Colonel and drunkard.