Twisted Wishes

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Twisted Wishes

Postby zipcat » January 2nd, 2007, 4:03 pm

This is another game I saw somewhere else, but it looked really, really fun. That and I can't wait to see what creative things everyone here will come up with.

Anyways, here's how it goes; in each post you grant the previous wish and make a wish of your own. Only you have to twist the granted wish so that it's funny. Here's an example;

Poster A: I wish that I had a puppy.

Poster B: Granted. Only someone wants it, too, so he ends up killing you to have it.
I wish that my girlfriend was hotter.

Poster C: Granted. Every time you touch her, you burn yourself. Serves you right for being greedy.
I wish I had pancakes right now.



..and so on. Make sure you both grant the previous wish and make a wish in your post. So, to start this off;



I wish that my sister was named "Boy."
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Postby bow4lyf » January 2nd, 2007, 6:17 pm

Granted, but everyone of your friends would also be changed to "boy".
I wish I could have a PS3.
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Postby Zuka Zamamee » January 2nd, 2007, 7:12 pm

Granted, but your PS3 will actually be a Commodore running DOS.

I wish I had a life.
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Postby bow4lyf » January 2nd, 2007, 8:12 pm

Granted, but it will be over in 2 seconds.
I wish I was a piece of cheese.
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Postby zipcat » January 2nd, 2007, 8:41 pm

Granted. You get to age on a shelf for hundreds of years.

I wish I had a pet monster that'd do only what I ask it to.
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Postby Curulan » January 2nd, 2007, 11:38 pm

Granted, but you must phrase the question in Icelandic, pronounced backwards.

I wish I had more spare time.
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Postby Zuka Zamamee » January 3rd, 2007, 12:08 am

Granted, but you will only get free time during the 51st hour during the 35th day of April.

I want a cactus.
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I am the freezing touch that takes life away,
I am the one whose soul is unclean.
A master of dreams, awakened to the night
I haunt the Astral and reap the mortal life


Through the moonlight's mist
I enter your soul
Which withers from purity I defile
I am the Darkness, the Night that lasts forever


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Postby Agustus » January 3rd, 2007, 12:17 am

granted but it grows in your rectum

i wish i had more wishes ;-)
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Postby Zuka Zamamee » January 3rd, 2007, 12:18 am

Granted, but you will get them after you're reincarnated as a rock.

I wish that my hedgehog was a rockstar.
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I am the freezing touch that takes life away,
I am the one whose soul is unclean.
A master of dreams, awakened to the night
I haunt the Astral and reap the mortal life


Through the moonlight's mist
I enter your soul
Which withers from purity I defile
I am the Darkness, the Night that lasts forever


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Postby Agustus » January 3rd, 2007, 12:35 am

i wish i was a hedgehog
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Postby zipcat » January 3rd, 2007, 12:39 am

Granted. But you're poky now so no one can ever hug you tight.

I wish I could run faster for a longer amount of time.
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Postby Anyx » January 3rd, 2007, 3:29 am

Granted, but you soon get hit by a car while jogging in place waiting for the crosswalk sign to change

I wish I could run fast, jump high, leap tall buildings in a single bound and breakdance at the same time.
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Postby Agustus » January 3rd, 2007, 4:55 am

granted but you now have split personalities... one of them being micheal jackson

i wish for world peace... well not really i just wish for a rubber chicken
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Postby Zuka Zamamee » January 3rd, 2007, 1:51 pm

Granted, but your rubber chicken will be the reincarnation of Chuckie.

I wish that I was an airliner captain making six digit figures a year flying twice a week.
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I am the freezing touch that takes life away,
I am the one whose soul is unclean.
A master of dreams, awakened to the night
I haunt the Astral and reap the mortal life


Through the moonlight's mist
I enter your soul
Which withers from purity I defile
I am the Darkness, the Night that lasts forever


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Postby Anyx » January 3rd, 2007, 4:51 pm

Granted, but your plane collides with a flock of titanium seagulls filled with nitro.

I wish I could think of a clever/witty wish to make everyone giggle.
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