Clan Titan

It can be funny, or just one you really like. Sometimes people say things that many people should hear, or laugh at, so I saw we share them. People can be anonymous if they want to be.


"Then you shall be shot with a wooden spoon launcher. In the face. Spiked with IRS taxes." -Eke

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in [twenty one] centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

zipcat wrote:It can be funny, or just one you really like. Sometimes people say things that many people should hear, or laugh at, so I saw we share them. People can be anonymous if they want to be.


"Then you shall be shot with a wooden spoon launcher. In the face. Spiked with IRS taxes." -Agustus

sorry to say... but i have no recollection of ever saying that... O_o

er anyway...

"Tyring not to think about that woman was like being in a room with an angry naked sumo wrestler and trying not to think about him"

Deen Koontz
Book: Forever Odd

(Oh... I was looking for funny quotes because I couldn't think of one... so I looked through your post history Gus. Turns out that I quoted someone you quoted. O.o *fixes* No wonder it said Eke right in the middle of your post.)

The nine most scariest words in the English language are: "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Reagan

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards. - Vernon Sanders Law

Not everyone who dies lives, and everyone who lives dies.

After the game, the king and the pawn go back into the same box. - an Italian Proverb referring to death

I know not what weapons WWIII will be fought with, but WWIV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Einstein

Take a really big stick, give it a bizarre name, and go to the cemetary. Wave the stick around in random patterns and say "Abbra Kadabra Kazaam!" If anything happens, you are well on your way to becoming a necromancer like me. - Me

Find out you have a daughter. Try to kill her. Apologize to her later on when you find out she has a paladin as a best friend. Go berserk and try to kill her again. - Me

Nuke France. Constantly. Nonstop. - Me

Thats all I can think of at any rate.

Gosh you just HAVE to put like a bazillion quotes

"Commit the oldest sins, the newest kind of ways" - William Shakespeare

"Those who thinks they know everything, are very annoying to those of us who do." - Mark Twain

"A girl is much more than she seems, not a toy by any means. Underneath the makeup and hair, there's a sign saying handle with care."

"When you were born you were crying and everyone around you was smiling make it through life so that when you die you will be smiling and everyone around you will be crying."

"You only live once . but if you live it right, once is enough."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." -Miss Piggy

"It is sad, when the simple morals of children stories are most often forgotten."


"Dad... Tom Cruse won't come out of the closet" -Stan

"the fact of being better than everyone else is that...people tend to say that you're pretentious.."

~"The only person you need to respect you, is yourself." -Rocky


"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it." - Groucho Marx


(It was something along those lines.)

"living tomorrow is another day of the past..."

"People find it easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right" -J.K. Rowlings from The Half Blood Prince

"noone is perfect"

"Feed your Faith and your Fears will Starve to Death"

I love that one.

"Facts are stupid things." - Regan

"We lost another capital ship. Its hopless. All Republic forces, pull back! Pull back!"
"It is too late to retreat, Admiral. The Sith armada has cut us off."
"Then the Republic is doomed." - Dark side ending to KOTOR.

"What are you laughing at, Ryan?"
"Well, the captain seems to think you're some sort of cowboy."
*In Russian* "You speak Russian?"
*In Russian* "A little. I think it is wise to learn the language of your adversary."
*In English* "That it is." - The Hunt for Red October

"I am a man of few words. Any questions?"
"Is a poop-deck really what I think it is?"
"Heh heh heh. Promote that man." - The Simpsons, Homer joins the Naval Reserves

"Homer, we've lost power! We're down to moonlight in here!"
"Moonlight, eh?" *Homer does a disco dance*
"Uh, right. What would the captain do in this situation?"
*Shows captain who is in the torpedo tube* "DON'T FIRE THE TORPEDO!"
*Homer* "FIRE THE TORPEDO!"
*Enemy sub* "Sir, they've hit us with their commanding officer. What should we do?"
"We will fire in kind. No, not me! A torpedo! Fire a torpedo!" - The Simpsons, same episode.