Tharris you nerd

[Zuka Zamamee]

*Reflects the spell back at the caster, then smashes the newt with his staff*

Don't ever challenge a skilled necromancer at a magic battle. Just ask Ominous about it. And I'm toning it down just for him, lmfao.

:p

[Joe]

*uses his newt-like size and skills to dodge the bash and bite zuka in the toe, doing 5.39 million points of damage.*

[Zuka Zamamee]

*Dodges*

* :nuke: 's France*

[Joe]

psshhh, that's total god-modding there, you can't just dodge, you have to have good reason, like... newt like reflexes.

*bites zuka in the other toe*

[Zuka Zamamee]

Heh...

*Dodges due to elvish and vampyric reflexes and jumps onto a ceiling rafter*

*Calls upon the powers of the Abyss and Maladomini to destroy the newt*

*Watches as a portal thirty feet in radius opens up beneath the newt and casts all that are in the radius into eternal oblivion in Maladomini*

[Joe]

using his superior levitating type abilities, the newt obviously doesn't fall into the portal thingy. instead he levitates, towards the rafters where the pasty elf tried to hide from the supreme newtness. then he bites zuka in another toe, doing an additional 4.38billion points of damage.

[Tordek]

Tordek proceeds to urinate himself for no apparent reason. He's not even supposed to be here. WTF?!