I will keep as many vulgar statements out of my post, though my opinion about Twilight is FULL of them.
The person who wrote the books should crawl into a corner and die.
Anyone who thinks that Twilight is a good representation of a vampire should jump off a cliff.
Anyone who even remotely likes that POS series or movie should kindly remove themselves from the gene pool so they don't contaminate the world.
And here are my reasons why Twilight pisses me off to no end:
First off, vampires DON'T EFFIN SPARKLE! They're murderers. Killers. Stalkers of the night. They FEAST on human blood for Christ's sake. Where the hell do you even remotely conceive of the idea that they should SPARKLE, of all things?!? Do you have to smoke, inject, huff, or snort some contraband item for your brain to put sparkly objects and an undead killer together? In most likelihood, yes.
Second, vampires can't go into the sunlight. They'll die. End of story. Period. (Also, screw the idea of daywalkers, they aren't true vampires.)
Third, vampires can't have sex. This applies to Underworld as well. A vampire is undead. Their body doesn't function like a normal human's does. Period. End of story.
Fourth, vampires don't care about human drama. This whole "Oh, I can kill Bella, but I don't want to" BS ticks me off. Kill her. Feast on her blood and get it over with. She's your food source, you incompetant twit and lousy excuse for a killer.
Finally, if you want to read books about vampires and talk about them, read Anne Rice. 'Nuff said.
Funny thing is, both myself and my English teacher here at college hold these same views about Twilight. She's writing an 80+ page essay about how shitty the series is and how its the worst written vampire book in history.
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