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Total Creep
Posted:
July 14th, 2008, 1:24 pmby Carzal
This total creep who, on first glance, looked like a 6 year old girl before I realized he had stubble, has been stalking me on facebook. He goes by the name "Jesse" but I'm pretty sure that he's actually an alien sent here to assassinate me so that no one else can garner the knowledge that I have collected over the years. I think we should all band together to beat him up.
Anyone interested?
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=108000330&ref=ts
Posted:
July 14th, 2008, 1:28 pmby jadewik
Ah... so how do you know "Jesse"? He sent me a friend request, but I didn't accept because I have no idea who he is. Do you? As far as I know, he's just some lonely soul looking for people to traumatize.
Posted:
July 14th, 2008, 1:50 pmby TBeck
That guy has been pestering me on my wall!
btw jade that is BW
Posted:
July 14th, 2008, 1:59 pmby Ominous
I've never seen him. His profile appears to be private.
Posted:
July 14th, 2008, 2:04 pmby jadewik
Why not scroll to the bottom of his profile and click "report this person"?
Posted:
July 14th, 2008, 6:07 pmby James
These total crepes that, on first glance, look like delicious dessert enchiladas before I realized they had eggs in them, have been placed for me on my kitchen table. They go by the name "Crepealicious" but I'm pretty sure that they're actually poison placed here to assassinate me so that no one else can garnish the baking skills that I have collected over the years. I think we should all band together to beat the ninjas up.
Don't mind me, I'm just parodying!
Posted:
July 15th, 2008, 1:34 amby boywonder
i hate that "jesse" guy. he's actually not a lonely soul, he was the vice president of his university, president of his fraternity, lots of people loved him for some reason. however i found out that he was in fact one of the most annoying people on the face of this earth. the only reason he has so many friends is because he pesters them until they can't stand up straight!
(carzal i'm going to kill you in your sleep)
Posted:
July 15th, 2008, 12:18 pmby Curulan
I think Jesse is a pretty cool guy. Eh harasses poeple on Facebook and doesn't afraid of anything.
Posted:
July 15th, 2008, 1:11 pmby James
Curu? You, of all people, use my most hated of memes?
RAAAAAGE
Posted:
July 15th, 2008, 2:04 pmby Zuka Zamamee
I can has soul?
Posted:
July 16th, 2008, 1:06 amby boywonder
see everybody? that's why curu is my favorite!
Posted:
July 16th, 2008, 1:26 amby Ominous
So, how did he find you all? Or do you know?
Posted:
July 16th, 2008, 11:04 amby jadewik
... I'm still trying to figure out who the hell he is....
Posted:
July 16th, 2008, 11:51 amby Reus
Well it's not me
Posted:
July 16th, 2008, 3:35 pmby Ominous
Reus wrote:Well it's not me
IT'S HIM! WITCH!!! BURN THE WITCH!!!
...Er...I mean...no, of course not.