Clan Titan

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Humans and Animals, Ominous and Everyone Else...*

The lunar eclipse is a sign of the end of the world. Therefore, please send me ALL of your money, right now. This will save you. TWICE!
Also, a short essay on why the lunar eclipse is going to destroy the world would be appreciated (ie, I'll save you a third time). And you all still owe me that other essay! This one is only 200 words - 300 max.

-Carzal "Dances with Beavers" Alcalz.


*Yeah, yeah, I know that I'm basically only interested in the Ladies, but for politeness' sake, you all get included

slaps Carzal with a :trout:

no being saved for YOU, Mister GrumpyFace.

The world didn't end. Joke's on you!

I feel a bout of Jehovah's Witness-itis coming on...

:trout:

the worlds only gonna end because everyone is gonna :nuke: each other or until Jesus comes

Maybe I AM Jesus. Ever thought of that?

**** Tells blaze that Carzal is a good meal ****

He hasn't eaten in a long long while.

*Carzal convinces blaze through his amazingness that Ominous is Carzal*

*Ominous sets Carzal on fire*

Look, a barbeque!

min:

wait, who with the what no-OHMYGODFIRE!

But we just established that Ominous is Carzal. Doesn't that mean that Ominous set himself on fire?

I'm going to pretend that I thought of that and just decided not to say it for... aesthetic reasons.
Yup. Aesthetic ones, all right.
*whistling* *possibly while on fire, possibly not*