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Ladies and...

Postby Carzal » February 21st, 2008, 12:00 am

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Humans and Animals, Ominous and Everyone Else...*

The lunar eclipse is a sign of the end of the world. Therefore, please send me ALL of your money, right now. This will save you. TWICE!
Also, a short essay on why the lunar eclipse is going to destroy the world would be appreciated (ie, I'll save you a third time). And you all still owe me that other essay! This one is only 200 words - 300 max.

-Carzal "Dances with Beavers" Alcalz.


*Yeah, yeah, I know that I'm basically only interested in the Ladies, but for politeness' sake, you all get included
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Postby Gwaihir Windlord » February 21st, 2008, 10:34 am

slaps Carzal with a :trout:
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Postby Carzal » February 21st, 2008, 4:49 pm

no being saved for YOU, Mister GrumpyFace.
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Postby Ominous » February 21st, 2008, 7:52 pm

The world didn't end. Joke's on you!
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Postby Carzal » February 21st, 2008, 11:32 pm

I feel a bout of Jehovah's Witness-itis coming on...
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Postby Gwaihir Windlord » February 25th, 2008, 12:41 am

:trout:
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Postby Da_PAB » February 25th, 2008, 7:54 pm

the worlds only gonna end because everyone is gonna :nuke: each other or until Jesus comes
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Postby Carzal » February 26th, 2008, 8:29 pm

Maybe I AM Jesus. Ever thought of that?
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Postby Warscott » March 2nd, 2008, 9:59 pm

**** Tells blaze that Carzal is a good meal ****

He hasn't eaten in a long long while.
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Postby Carzal » March 2nd, 2008, 10:00 pm

*Carzal convinces blaze through his amazingness that Ominous is Carzal*
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Postby Ominous » March 3rd, 2008, 12:54 am

*Ominous sets Carzal on fire*

Look, a barbeque!
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Postby TBeck » March 3rd, 2008, 12:56 am

:omin:
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Postby Carzal » March 4th, 2008, 10:53 am

wait, who with the what no-OHMYGODFIRE!
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Postby Curulan » March 4th, 2008, 1:29 pm

But we just established that Ominous is Carzal. Doesn't that mean that Ominous set himself on fire?
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Postby Carzal » March 4th, 2008, 10:49 pm

I'm going to pretend that I thought of that and just decided not to say it for... aesthetic reasons.
Yup. Aesthetic ones, all right.
*whistling* *possibly while on fire, possibly not*
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