Funniest Thing You've Heard?

[jadewik]

What's the funniest thing you've heard someone say recently?

For me that'd be this instance:
At work one day, my coworker out of the blue says to another coworker, "If you were a male stripper, would your stripper name be Sprinkle?"

[zipcat]

"Can you believe how popular I am on the internet? Even Google knows my first name!"

[Ekehart]

"Well...Music is just varying degrees of stress"

"I disagree, Being a Music Major is a degree of stress."


That made us all laugh. Because its a class of all music majors, and we all know it to be true.

[TBeck]

a quote from a recent party:

guy 1: "Hey do you have alot of Missy Elliott?"

guy 2: "Yes I do have a DVD of Beastiality"

and then everything went quiet