How to earn fast money

[BusImmewsHose]

I do not know, whether it is possible to ask such questions in this section.

To me are urgently necessary money. As it is possible to earn fast money?

Please, answer. I require the help

[jadewik]

money in a game?

[Ominous]

Well, first you'll need a high school degree, which will take 18 years of your life. Then you'll need a bachelor's degree, another 4. Then a master's, at least another 2 years. Finally, if you really want good money, you'll need a phD, which will take you yet another 2 years. Then you'll need about 1 year of job searching, and at least 10 years of experience in the same dead-end job. You'll also need some connections in your industry, which will take at least 5 years to forge after you've gotten enough experience. Then after another 2 years of suck-uppery, you'll be set for some good money.

That's...44 years. About as fast as I can get you.

[Da_PAB]

yup but you could always sell blood or semen lol jk

[jadewik]

Let's not forget, Ominous... after 44 years, you'll be about $200,000 in debt from all that school to earn the big bucks. So... by the time you dig yourself out of debt, it's time to retire.

[Ominous]

Though you'll have to work at least 10 more years to retire since pensions just aren't being given out like they should anymore.